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Jeremy Renner has an official app (and a song)

Danny Heifetz, doing the lord’s work for The Ringer:

Whether these accounts belong to devoted fans or app administrators creating an echo chamber of Renner love is unclear. If it is the latter, they have succeeded. If it’s the former, I have joined a cult devoted to the poor man’s Mark Wahlberg. But while people on social media make fun of Renner for his pivot to music, the good people of the Jeremy Renner app will see him as I do: just a guy doing his best.

The app is worth downloading for the icon alone.

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