KITES CAN'T FLY  

“The guy is drunk! But there he goes!”

Speaking of Kevin Harlan, his call of a drunk guy running onto the field during a Monday Night Football game is perfect.

Now he takes off his shirt. He’s running down the middle by the fifty. He’s at the thirty. He’s bare-chested and banging his chest – now he runs the opposite way!

You don’t get much better than this.

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